Use 24: Dead-icated "Bothersome Things" Podcast Listener

Thanks to the majesty that is Stitcher Mobile Radio, I recently discovered a fantastically funny and twisted podcast called Bothersome Things (http://bothersomethings.typepad.com/blog/#tp). I "friended" Highland and Wood on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/bothersomethings), telling them how much I dug their show and how it saved me from an otherwise lethally-tedious day. Being the generous gentlemen they are, they gave THIS site a shout-out on their podcast this week! Well, I had to tell Dead Brother, and he immediately logged on: And rest assured, y'all, your request for more Dead Brother has not fallen on deaf ears! More Dead Brother to come in the very near future! (P.S. Dead Brother wishes it to be pointed out that the ashtray in the photo belongs to Live Brother in Law (Live Husband of Live Sister), who took the photo. Dead Brother died of colon cancer, not lung cancer, and wants it to be very clear that although he now *is* ash, he never smoked except for that *one time....*)

Use 23: Fox News Anchor

I mean, seriously, would anyone even notice?

Use 22: Coaster

Me: So I've come up with a new use for Dead Brother.

Husband: What?

Me: Coaster.

Husband: Why coaster?

Me: I found a coffee cup stain on him.

Husband: How did that happen?

Me: (Blank stare, pause). Because someone *put a coffee cup on him.*

Use 21: Dead Lord of the Sith

Judge him by his size, well you should not.

(Anyway, despite appearances, he weighs a surprising amount. So what he lacks in volume he compensates for in mass.)

No, Live Sister is still alive....

I know I haven't been around for nearly 2 months, but it's not like Dead Brother is gonna decompose any more than he already has.

But I am currently unemployed (which both rocks and sucks at the same time) and I have been stockpiling adventures for me and the DB.

Your patience will be rewarded. TRUST ME.

The Dead Can Tweet!

Sort of.

I can't get online most of the time, what with the job and all, but I've now set up at Twitter account so that I can keep my faithful Zombies informed on all the Dead Brother's shananigans and goings-on.

Follow me at @mydeadbrother.

Laters.

Use 20: Turkey Dressing

Also on July 4, we found ourselves in Pulaski, Tennessee, home of the Ku Klux Klan and, as best we could tell, little else. The city had tried, nevertheless, to festive things up a bit, and around town there were these:

Oversized decorated turkeys.

My guess is this one was to represent the topographical glory that is Pulaski, Giles County, Tennessee.

But we had to find a more festive one for Dead Brother to adorn.

So here is a magnolia-blossom adorned turkey, with Dead Brother atop. Or as the spouse put it, "Turkey Dressing."

Another view, just for fun.